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Save some for the rest of us!

May 14, 2010

This morning on the metro there was an old, sketchy, mean-loooking guy sitting across from me.   As the train arrived at King Street a reasonably attractive woman who was significantly younger than the old guy got on the train and sat down next to him, at which point he proceeded to STARE DIRECTLY AT HER.  He turned his head and blatantly checked her out, starting with her chest, then her legs, then her face.  Thankfully, she got off at the next stop but that didn’t stop ol’ laser eyes from using his entire head to follow her as she walked off the train.  Now, I’m not one to shy away from looking at an attractive woman on the metro, but for god’s sake, use a little subtlety!  Do you really need to move your entire head?  Learn to use your peripherals!  And if out of sheer luck an attractive woman happens to sit next to you, don’t ruin it for the rest of us!  And in case you were wondering, yes, the sketchy old guy had with him a copy of the Examiner.

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2 comments

  1. The peripherals!


    • Don’t be so hard on the ol’ creeper! As men we don’t have sophisticated techniques like women do for finding potential mates. We rely on primitive, underdeveloped techniques that haven’t worked since the stone age but damn if we ‘re gonna change ’em now. The car horn, pick up lines, the snuff, barking, grabbing ourselves-these are the tools we’ve got to work with. Granted they’re not perfect but it’s what we’ve got. At least our degrading behavior is made up for by our persistence and obstinacy. And stop blogging about me while I’m spittin’ game on the metro!



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