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Jersey

August 23, 2010

They really should sell these at Victoria's Secret

This weekend I bought Chris a Men’s McNabb Jersey as an early birthday present.  She’s always been a McNabb fan (not an Eagles fan, calm down Dave!)  since he played at Syracuse and now that she’s a full-blooded Redskins fan (take that in-laws!) this was the perfect alignment of the moon and stars.  So off we went to the store to pick up a McNabb jersey. (side note:  The vast majority of women’s jersey were #47.  Big shock.)  It was awesome.  I swear, you can spend all the money in the world on sexy lingerie, but there truly is nothing quite as alluring as a hot woman wearing a MENS jersey.  I keep emphasizing the ‘mens’ part because it’s a great test of how dedicated a woman is to a sport.  Women’s jerseys are tailored and form-fitting to show off a woman’s body, and while they do that admirably, one can’t escape the part of your brain that is saying, “She’s just wearing that to get attention, she doesn’t really care about the game.”  On the other hand, a woman wearing a men’s jersey says, “She cares more about the game than about showing off for the crowd,” which ends up making her sexier than if she were wearing a woman’s jersey.  I’ll spare you the details, but let’s just say there were a lot of holding penalties being called once we got home.  No?  That doesn’t work for you?  OK, how about, ‘there was a lot of pass interference!’  Hmmm…that doesn’t seem to work either.  Offsides?  No.  False start?  Definitely not.  Roughing the passer?  Maybe.  Lined up in the neutral zone?  OK, that one’s just weird.  I’ll leave it at this:  We can no longer host Redskins parties because there’s no way I’ll be able to make it through half time without taking a time out!  OK, I’m really going to have to work on these before pre-season ends…

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5 comments

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  2. Go Bears.


  3. I can’t believe you left illegal use of hands, illegal contact, and illegal motion on the table.


  4. To be clear, “on the table” is a figure of speech. I am certainly not speculating as to where any of these fouls may have occurred.


  5. Many years ago there was a TV show called McMillan & Wife starring Rock Hudson and Susan St. James. Often she would wear a 49ers jersey and nothing else. I bought Ferne a jersey after seeing that show week after week.

    It does wonders for the soul!!!



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