Here are my top ten ‘off-the-cuff’ remarks I would make if I was walking on the beach and ran into the above pictured scene:
10. Did Congress have to approve that package?
9. I take it the White House has a good gym?
8. How many copies of the budget can you bench?
7. At least something in this economy is getting stimulated!
6. I didn’t realize number crunching worked your abs!
5. When you shook hands with Hugo Chavez, was it like Rocky meeting Drago?
4. I haven’t seen guns like that since the war of 1812!
3. Too bad we can’t use those things for waterboarding!
2. I take it Easter Egg rolls are great for your core?
1. When do we get to see the picture of Michelle?
And the top runner up:
Does the Secret Service even bother with the bullet proof vest?
Ducks Away! 